The Weekly Vine Edition 1: Will Gautam Gambhir make team India fans laugh like Laughing Buddhas?

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This week we look at some of the most important happenings including Russia-India bonhomie, the Left’s emergence in European elections, Gautam Gambhir’s elevation as Team India coach and the Hawk Tuah Girl Phenomenon.

1) From Russia With Love

India and Russia go way back, a love relationship forged and fused by Raj Kapoor, in which the two nations seemingly have each other’s backs in a constantly-changing global world order, irrespective of how much the WENA (Western Europe and Northern America) folks want New Delhi to stop hugging St Petersburg.

This was evident during PM Modi’s recent trip to Russia, where he was conferred the Order of St Andrew the Apostle, Russia’s highest civilian order. PM Modi also described Russia as “an all-weather friend” and secured a promise to facilitate the return of all Indians “working” in the Russian Army.

The Tiger-Bear bonhomie was at its peak, and the only thing missing was Mithun disco-dancing during the trip. Of course, Modi hugging Putin led to a lot of caterwauling by American think-tankers who conveniently forget that no other country has hobnobbed with dictators of various vintages – from Idi Amin to Adolf Hitler – as they were reminded on X by a host of Indian social media users.

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The Weekly Vine Quip: Asking how America can be friends with India because of its relationship with Russia (or imaginary gunmen running askew in foreign lands) is like asking how Lord Voldemort can be friends with Neville Longbottom. There’s one country that has always aggressively pursued its self-interest ahead of the rules-based-liberal world order, and its capital is not New Delhi.

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